Article Writers Who Can't Wrote

Today, thousands of people will have had a good laugh when they opened their email and got the same mass-mailed message I did from Article Alley. Usually I don't mention names when I share these gems. But this one comes from a fairly large, established site that posts articles and offers "professional" article writing services. So I think they need to be outed, for their own good. This is verbatim from their email:

"Do you want articles with 100% original content, which have been wrote by experienced and professional copywriters? How about an unlimited amount of articles wrote for your disposal?.... you can have as many articles wrote that you need and ... the grammar, spelling and punctuation used within your articles will be accurate."

The price per article? $40. 'Nuf said.