More "Incredable" Writing

I seem to be a magnet for poorly crafted email pitches:

"hi! i'm a content writer. in case there is a vacancy in your firm for content writers. kindly acknowledge this application. my resume is attached for your further reference. thanks."

Okay, the e.e. cummings approach to capitalization is so NOT appropriate for a cover letter.

For more on this theme, see Spelling That's "Incredable". All I can say is "sheesh".